Well, now, this is interesting. There’s a new sex toy/game thingy out there, and her name is “Moaning Lisa.” In case you don’t feel like following the link (where there’s much more information), she’s a female manikin, a doll with a USB interface, and she’s got sensors all over. So, see, you win the game by bringing the doll to orgasm (no, you don't actually have sex with her to do this). I find this fascinating. Seeing as how I’m not providing any actual orgasms these days, providing virtual ones might stop me getting rusty. Or, well, hell, I AM rusty, but it might shake a bit of the rust off, you know?
There are probably a lot of women out there who would do well to get a little alone time for their boyfriends with this thing: “See, it’s not as simple as you think!” But even more women could benefit from spending some time with her themselves. As the (female) author of the article says, “I think Moaning Lisa would be a good educational toy for women who are shy about telling their partners what they like in bed. She would provide a lesson in how hard it is to arouse somebody who gives you no verbal feedback until you randomly ‘score’ with an orgasm.”
See, exactly. Tell us what you want! Whatever it is, we’re happy to do it! That’s what we’re for! Otherwise, we’ll just have to take (if you’ll pardon the expression) a stab in the dark and hope for the best. I mean, left to our own devices (so to speak) we’ll eventually figure it out, but why wait? It’s gonna be good for us the first time; we’d like it to be good for you, too.
So, yeah, she’s an educational sex toy. I vote we install her in the high schools.